Can I ask a favour

Hi guys.
next sunday (15/10) I am shooting a big gig at the royal theatre (the living end) I was just wondering if anyone would be game enough to lend me a fast telephoto lense like the 80-200 f2.8 or even the 70-200VR.
I know its a big ask but i would be able to leave my drivers license and probably about $500 cash as security ( i know it comes no where near the price of the lense but i intend to return it)
thanks guys
next sunday (15/10) I am shooting a big gig at the royal theatre (the living end) I was just wondering if anyone would be game enough to lend me a fast telephoto lense like the 80-200 f2.8 or even the 70-200VR.
I know its a big ask but i would be able to leave my drivers license and probably about $500 cash as security ( i know it comes no where near the price of the lense but i intend to return it)
thanks guys