Incredible cure for baldness found!!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:38 pm
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I have the tv on at the moment, whilst I do a little bit of work.
The tv is on some program called "We're killing the kids" or something.
Premise:
Kids leading an unhealthy life, so "state of the art computer graphics" generate an image of your kids when they are 40 based on their present lifestyle.
Outcome is that the kids look terrible, drawn, fat, and here's the pivotal item,.....bald!
Parents get a little bit anxious at this and decide to follow "experts" tips on how to improve their kids health.
Enter 3 week plan which has the family do 9 tasks.
3 weeks later, family return to see how their new healthy lifestyle will affect the kids when they reach 40.
Well, this is the fascinating bit. The kids look healthy, fit, they have a sparkle in their eye. Generally they look like healthy men. With one minor difference....they formally bald at 40 kid now has a healthy mane of hair!!!!!!1
Well, I am absolutely gobsmacked at this incredibe scientific discovery. There I was, lead to believe that baldness was hereditary!! What a chump I am - it turns out that if you cut your takeaway intake from 19 to 2 times a week and go for a horse ride with your mum then you will never lose your hair!
</rant>
Sorry about that rant everyone but honestly, what a pile of fucking arse!!!
I have the tv on at the moment, whilst I do a little bit of work.
The tv is on some program called "We're killing the kids" or something.
Premise:
Kids leading an unhealthy life, so "state of the art computer graphics" generate an image of your kids when they are 40 based on their present lifestyle.
Outcome is that the kids look terrible, drawn, fat, and here's the pivotal item,.....bald!
Parents get a little bit anxious at this and decide to follow "experts" tips on how to improve their kids health.
Enter 3 week plan which has the family do 9 tasks.
3 weeks later, family return to see how their new healthy lifestyle will affect the kids when they reach 40.
Well, this is the fascinating bit. The kids look healthy, fit, they have a sparkle in their eye. Generally they look like healthy men. With one minor difference....they formally bald at 40 kid now has a healthy mane of hair!!!!!!1
Well, I am absolutely gobsmacked at this incredibe scientific discovery. There I was, lead to believe that baldness was hereditary!! What a chump I am - it turns out that if you cut your takeaway intake from 19 to 2 times a week and go for a horse ride with your mum then you will never lose your hair!
</rant>
Sorry about that rant everyone but honestly, what a pile of fucking arse!!!