Love your lenses? Sure you do!......

[padey]

I recently sold all my Nikon gear and moved to Canon. But even though I've gone to the dark side, i couldn't do without my Nikkor 70-300mm zoom lens.

Forget lenses like the 28mm f1.4, Zeiss 50nn f1.4, 85mm f1.4 or 200mm f2, the 70-300mm is so sharp it will cut you just looking at the prints. The bokeh is so creamy, you can pour milk in one end and get butter out the other. The term 'lens lust' was coined after this lens was released.

I love this lens so much, I took it on holidays.



At the beach




Close to nature


By the pool
http://www.thebigday.com.au/BestLensEva ... nseva1.jpg

In the Gym
http://www.thebigday.com.au/BestLensEva ... nseva6.jpg

In the Spa
http://www.thebigday.com.au/BestLensEva ... nseva7.jpg

[gstark]

Andrew,

You should be ashamed of yourself. That lens is not wearing a filter!

[phillipb]

Sacrilege like this should mean immediate expulsion from the forum. It's one thing to go to the dark side, but this is despicable.

[Oz_Beachside]

that does look like a great all rounder

[padey]

Andrew,

You should be ashamed of yourself. That lens is not wearing a filter!

I'd better go out and get one before i scratch the front element.

Sacrilege like this should mean immediate expulsion from the forum. It's one thing to go to the dark side, but this is despicable.

I'm holding this lenses ransom. Mention 'expulsion' again and the 70-300mm gets it! lol

that does look like a great all rounder

Best Lens EVA!!

[stubbsy]

Andrew

One thing you failed to mention is that after all that mistreatment it still takes images as sharp as the day it came out of the box

[MSF]

I was told that these lenses are made of a special material that makes them bounce when dropped from a few metres.....

Can you please confirm/deny ???

[sirhc55]

[Killakoala]

That's the funniest thing I've seen on this website, like ever !!!!

Brilliant.

[petermmc]

Makes you worry when the seller of this kind of lens says "One owner and 4 actuations" or "Excellent for a wide variety of applications including: waterfalls, beach and still life fruit"

[Matt. K]

So it's still under warrenty then?

[adam]

WAhahaha :D:D
That was super amusing

It was so sharp it cut the big banana

[the foto fanatic]

Once upon a time it was only Wendell who did things like this to lenses.

[Kyle]

Andrew don't forget to hose down all that sand with the high pressure sprayer when you're done travelling

Absolute gold!!!! Love your work

[Yi-P]

Now put it on the auction site with those photos listed... see how high it can sell?

[Bindii]

Rotflmao.. thats too funny!