Are you a Gibson or a Strat man?

Gary recommended this as a new thread. I originally posted this in the Stormgirl area but as it grew, realized that it would sit better on it's own. I rant a little poetic here so if you haven't played both Gibson and Strat, the following won't be very interesting.
I must say the SG always called me, but I never quite made that plunge. I halfway tempted myself to get the Epiphone version, but I felt cheap and slutty and convinced myself that I would eventually buy the real Gibson. It just rocks like no other, and it is beyond me why anyone would want to play a strat over the SG as it does all and more than a strat can anyhow.
Funny, I just can't stand the strat. It feels like every time I stare at it hard it will go out of tune. The strings feel like they're embedded into the wood and every time I want to make music I have to reach down and in to get at it-like I'm flushing a mouse out from under the sink. The body is so thin and light I want to nail a bunch of them together and use them as a bedframe, not wail away on it...
Now a nice Les Paul on the other hand. Every time I swing at the strings, they seem to leap back out at me and want more, defying me to punish it to the point of detuning-but it doesn't happen. The strings sit off of the guitar inviting me to tickle them endlessly. The body likes to bounce off of my pelvis like it has a mind of it's own, it's all I can do to reel it in. Every time I play a strat I feel like I'm playing some child's toy compared to the Gibson type full bodied and hollow bodied electrics. A strat wants to be engineered, and even then getting a full bodied warmth just doesn't seem to feel right. Les Paul drips from the amp like honey, and baths me in it's warmth; just when life seems to reach it's most cruel, she takes me in her arms and hushes my soul, that the morrow will bring new opportunities, and a loving otherworldly place awaits.
gstark wrote:dooda wrote:Although I'm a Gibson man myself
Maybe a new thread idea ??
My two favourite guitar models would have to be the Gibson SG and the Fender Jaguar.
Love 'em both.
I must say the SG always called me, but I never quite made that plunge. I halfway tempted myself to get the Epiphone version, but I felt cheap and slutty and convinced myself that I would eventually buy the real Gibson. It just rocks like no other, and it is beyond me why anyone would want to play a strat over the SG as it does all and more than a strat can anyhow.
Funny, I just can't stand the strat. It feels like every time I stare at it hard it will go out of tune. The strings feel like they're embedded into the wood and every time I want to make music I have to reach down and in to get at it-like I'm flushing a mouse out from under the sink. The body is so thin and light I want to nail a bunch of them together and use them as a bedframe, not wail away on it...
Now a nice Les Paul on the other hand. Every time I swing at the strings, they seem to leap back out at me and want more, defying me to punish it to the point of detuning-but it doesn't happen. The strings sit off of the guitar inviting me to tickle them endlessly. The body likes to bounce off of my pelvis like it has a mind of it's own, it's all I can do to reel it in. Every time I play a strat I feel like I'm playing some child's toy compared to the Gibson type full bodied and hollow bodied electrics. A strat wants to be engineered, and even then getting a full bodied warmth just doesn't seem to feel right. Les Paul drips from the amp like honey, and baths me in it's warmth; just when life seems to reach it's most cruel, she takes me in her arms and hushes my soul, that the morrow will bring new opportunities, and a loving otherworldly place awaits.