Hi Thebandit..
All you have to do is put the camera into remote
mode and press the button on the remote.
To put the camera in remote
mode.. press the burst button (the button next to the viewfinder that looks like a bunch of pages (next to the BKT button) and while holding down this button, move the thumbwheel (the one on the same side as the LCD display) until you see what looks like a walkie talkie.
Then point the remote at the front of the camera, and it should focus and take the picture.
I hope that helps.. I would really suck at charades
Geoff