These need captions

[hARDWARE]

I was at Indy but with no views above the safety fencing. (Volunteering in the cheap seats). These are from a stroll along pitlane and I think need some humourous captions.

[PiroStitch]

Pic 1: The leg bone's connected to the something, the something's connected to the something...oh no wait! Steering wheeellll...

Pic 2: It was that damn roo, the same one from Bathurst! I swear!

[Oneputt]

Pic 1 - Is this all that is left?

Pic 2 - They don't make these like they used to!

[Antsl]

Pic 1:......Guy on left - so you miss your driving days, dont you Ron?
..............Guy on right - rrmmmmm vrrmmmmmmmmm....

Pic 2 ....... and keep your finger on the hole until I come back with the gaffer tape..

[owen]

1 - Guy on left"Roger that."... to guy on right It's a steering wheel Jimmy."

2 - Guy on left "So TyrePower is here?" guy on right, "No, you go LEFT at the lights and then it's just after the round-a-bout"

[NikonUser]

#1: Err shouldn't this be put in the car BEFORE he drives off???

#2: I hope the puncture repair guy comes along soon... My finger is getting sore.

[E1Shane]

1/ What do you mean, you think this is where you left it.

2/ Tell him next time not to brake for the old lady on the f$%*in crossing

[Killakoala]

1. You idiot!!!! This is the steering wheel from the playstation.

2. All it took was the finest of touches of grease covered fingers and in no time the BOC crew pit was awash with naked bodies in an orgy of manly lust.

[Michael]

1. I swear I was holding a beer, "guy on left" wassat captain? Oh nothing I just said I swear this was attached to a car once.

2. You heard the story about the boy that had his finger in the dyke for too long?.. well the same applys to tyres matey.

[sirhc55]

1. ”Er Russell, have you got a steering wheel or not?”

2. ”Are all rubbers this big?”

[Hendrix]

1 We do everthing by remote control.


2 Honest, I realy do like you.

All the good ones are allready taken

[JED]

1. It's my wheel. No, you can't play with it!

2. Do you think this vent hole will stop it overheating?

[petermmc]

Pic 1: "You know I said, I'll be behind the wheel. I assumed there would be a car attached."

Pic2: "You're getting a bit flabby young man. Your spare tyre needs a spare tyre. I've told you not to break dance on your tummy."

....well everything else got used up so quickly

[the foto fanatic]

1. ”Er Russell, have you got a steering wheel or not?”

2. ”Are all rubbers this big?”

You've got my vote. Very funny. ROFL.

[Jonesy]

1st
(As if talking on the car radio)…….Alex pit next lap….we’ve found the steering wheel! You can give back the multi grips….

2nd
(puffing, out of breath) hey look what I found…the team next door was throwing it out! I reckon it’s still ok…what do ya think?